Wednesday, September 26, 2007

BIRDVISION!!

This just in.... birds can (probably) see magnetic fields! This is a pretty straight-forward solution to the question of how migratory birds know where they are headed all of the time. How freakin' freaky!!! This is another one of those cases in science where the simplest solution is the correct one. We probably didn't consider this possibility for a long time because our ideas about perception are (understandably) homo-centric. This is why it's good for some scientists to do mind-bending drugs. Heightened sensory experiences and synethstesia help people get a more objective view of their own perception processes. This awareness fosters one's ability to imagine other sensory realities.




To the right: Bumble Beeeee Vision!!!

Get free ya'll! I didn't mean to turn this into a pro-drug blog. Oh well. What can you do?

Monday, September 24, 2007

Webby Vids

While this video may not be as entertaining as the videos it makes reference to, I think it's worth a watch. Archiving funny internet videos with a funny internet video... that's meta. This video will make you realize how much you've "watched the internet" in the last couple of years.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Profiles in Internet Excellence




















Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock

Superman Dat (OH!)
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop

Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock

Jocking On Them Haterz Man

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy

I Lean To The Left
And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)

--Soulja Boy (Crank That)



I'd like to present an award in internet excellence to
Soulja Boy the 17 year old rap phenom. I was youtubing
a couple days ago when I came across his video for
"Crank Dat", which is at the top of the charts right now.
In the video Soulja Boy demonstrates a keen sense of
technology and self-promotion. Whether it is chatting
on an instant messenger program with a big-wig record
exec, or non-nonchalantly web-casting his contract signing
to a "Hot Chick", he knows what's up in cyberspace.
He has also proven that he understands interactive and
educational capacity of the internet by posting an
instructional dance video called "How to Crank Dat."
The result is a million and 3 youtube posts with people
having a good time shaking their thang and proving
(or in some cases disproving) that they know how to
"Crank Dat".

This youngen makes me excited about the internet and
it's ability to mobilize people or just help them have fun.
We can't escape from the superficial nature of it all, but
we really can't ignore it anyway. Soulja Boy will not be
ignored either. I wonder if there is actually a shrewd agent
behind him that wanted to make his music video look like it
was something that anyone could do in there living room with
the right technology, or if this is in fact a true artistic expression
of Soulja Boy's reality as a child of the web. Like most things
it's probably some combination of the two.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Hello

I live here now.